Michelle Buckley

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Christmas Rap

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Christmas is coming and you know what that means ... beside the goose getting fat... there will be plenty of social gatherings between now and the New Year.

Well, if you find yourself immersed in a boring conversation or heaven forbid -- not conversing with folkz at all -- here are a few conversation starters that are sure to impress folkz or at the very least raise eyebrows and get you some crazE looks! And what's fun about a Christmas party without weird conversations and a few crazE looks?

If you got any other conversation starters OR stoppers -- drop 'em here! Just when you thought you knew everything .... (don't say I never gave you 'nothing! :-)

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. And you burn more calories with sex than both. Here are the stats to prove it.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

And, my personal favorite . . . Turtles can breathe through their butts.

I'm out until January. I wish you all the season's best and nothing but good things in the coming year. Have a fantabulous holiday!!!!

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